Book Lovers News... Lemony Snicket, Free Online!
I just received this totally private correspondence from Lemony Snicket... (and I'm only sharing it with YOU!)
Something terrible has happened.
The entire text of THE BAD BEGINNING, the first book in A Series of Unfortunate Events, has been made available online. For FREE. Open to anyone. Including horrible villains, innocent readers, and you.
PLEASE DO NOT FORWARD THIS LINK TO FRIENDS, FAMILY, OR PEOPLE WITH COMPUTERS.
SHARING THE UNABRIDGED FREE VERSION OF THE BAD BEGINNING WITH SOMEONE WHO HAS NEVER READ IT IS COMPLETELY IRRESPONSIBLE. "Completely irresponsible" is a phrase which here means no one will be able to prove you did it.
Click here to access the FREE ONLINE EDITION.
The sudden appearance of the uncoded text online may be a horrible mistake. Hopefully, it will be corrected as soon as possible.
With all due respect,